"Bernice Bobs Her Hair" is a track on Divine Comedy's Liberation album. The lyrics sounded so obviously like a novel, I had to go track it down.
Being lazy I typed "bobs her hair" into Google and got the full text as the first hit: it's based on a F. Scott Fitzgerald short story, so I read the whole thing in digital form from a page at the University of South Carolina.
Oh, the CD is great.
My rating: Great